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Aries
coke isn't it
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Taurus
look behind you
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Gemini
big toe sassy
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Cancer
anticipation is waiting
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Leo
staring is caring
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Virgo
shower idea inadvisable
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Libra
too much sparkle
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Scorpio
neglected cantaloupe nearby
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Sagittarius
trollier than thou
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Capricorn
stuffed to grills
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Aquarius
astronauts need space
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Pisces
mites in beard
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What the hell is happening? At least I’m not the only one.