twh 2024-10-17

Your three-word horoscope for October 17th, 2024.

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Aries

seduced by silence

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Taurus

smoking outer space

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Gemini

crashes monster mashes

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Cancer

succumbs to succubus

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Leo

bed headed stepchild

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Virgo

serial killer’s alibi

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Libra

commandeers police cruiser

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Scorpio

paging doctor feelbad

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Sagittarius

held without cause

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Capricorn

genetics half dracula

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Aquarius

fitted sheet ghost

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Pisces

candy corn thirst

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